i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
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