i would punch a child for taco bell
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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