There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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