I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
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