Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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