new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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