Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
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