and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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