why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
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