I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Randomize
