i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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