Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
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