that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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