just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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