gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
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