Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
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