The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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