Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
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