Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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