this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
I have tasted many bathrooms
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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