Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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