Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
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