You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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