I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
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