So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
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