We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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