i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
vagina is talking i cant
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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