Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
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