5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
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