My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
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When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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