I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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