Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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