I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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