The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
you never un-have a 4some
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
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