they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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