so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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