I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
Randomize