Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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