With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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