We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
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