You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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