i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Randomize