I wanna passion pit in your ass
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
ttyl tear gas
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
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