I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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