How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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