My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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