what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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