What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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