He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
I think I just sharted jello shots
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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