Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
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