Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
bring money and cleavage
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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