I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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