Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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